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keyhole-peeker:

you know if a friend is real if they flip the record over before they leave

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lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

(via sexular)

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Payback is for the weak, the self-indulgent, the cruel.

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"tick tock/ I want to rock/ you like the 80’s"

— The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

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Hieronymus Bosch, Detail of Hell from Garden of Earthly Delights, 1500
Hieronymus Bosch, Detail of Hell from Garden of Earthly Delights, 1500

(Source: cavetocanvas, via clocksinthecloset)

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dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

(Source: pretzeljesus, via neutralsoymilkhotel)

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they always said that curiosity killed the cat.

I feel like the cat.

An instinctive spike of curiosity jolts through me.

now my lips are taken captive by the ones at whom I merely glanced from across the room

lately, I haven’t been saying yes; I haven’t been saying no.

all my energy is sucked from me; thoughts are whirling through my head

You bet the two are related.

reality is falling farther and farther away

And so, I feel like the cat.

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kungfuqua:

untitled by james lucero, on Flickr.
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I just discovered the new graphic of the heart breaking for when you un-like something. I’ve been liking and unliking a post for minutes now…

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